Kanye West and Kim Kardashian don't need your presents (they'd rather you donate to charity), but that won't stop her family from throwing her a baby shower where her picture will of course be taken.
If there's one thing Kanye West is well-versed in, it's drama. The rapper wiped his Twitter feed clean of previous messages and posted a cryptic date of "June Eighteen," thereby stoking the fires of our curiosity.
You are traveling through another dimension ... a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land in which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't want free stuff.
4 weeks ago
Kanye West is a huge grab for 'Saturday Night Live,' but the show is notorious for skewering his future baby mama, Kim Kardashian. They were scared of making him angry with their parodies, but still wanted to see if he'd participate in some sketches.
A compromise? Having Kardashian appear with him on the show!
Pregnancy is really bumming Kim Kardashian out.
The faux reality starlet, whose life is notoriously rife with strife and struggle, is really sad that there's more to gestating the spawn of Kanye West than just sitting around gorging on frosting from the jar.
In related news, the situation in Syria also seems pretty inconvenient.
5 weeks ago
The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce / annulment fustercluck is raging on. Last time we checked in, Kris missed their settlement hearing because that stuff is super hard to keep track of.
Now news breaks of a deposition given by Kim, where she admits to being apart from boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West more often than not.
From the moment news broke that Kim Kardashian was pregnant with Kanye West's baby, it was clear that they were destined to take up the mantle of "most ridiculous baby name." (Watch your back, Paltrow.)
Now a "close friend" of Kim's says, “Kayne likes the name Khrist.” For realzies.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian may have even egos bigger than the latter's derriere, but that doesn't mean they don't have senses of humor about themselves.
Case in point? The rumored name of their Kimye spawn ... which we're hoping to God (more on that in a second) is a joke.
